Thursday, January 8, 2009
Thanks alot Dad and Keith
Keith got me a new knife set for Christmas.  I was so excited because I was tired of having to strain through cutting cheese and bread.  The minute I unwrapped the gift, Keith told me that I was going to cut myself.  I don't blame him for saying it because I am sort of clumsy and tend to hurt myself all the time.  Upon unwrapping the present, my dad called.  I told him what Keith had got me and then my dad too said, I was going to cut myself.  Am I missing something?  I didn't realize I was that much of a hazzard in the kitchen.  I thanked my dad for the confidence in me and I hung up.  After that, I left the knives in the box and left them in the living room.  Scared to touch them or even to look at them for fear I was going to slice my finger off.  I continued to use my old, dull knives until one day I built up enough courage to use them.  A bell pepper was sitting on the counter awaiting my arrival.  I tackled that bell pepper and showed it who was boss with the new, ever so sharp knife.  Until..... SLICE!!! Right through my middle!!!  As I was standing there bleeding, I debated if I should even tell Keith I cut myself. Forget it, I needed help, I was about to lose my finger hahaha.  Of course, Keith laughed at me (all in fun) then bandaged me up.  He finished cutting the veggies.  I was too scared.  My next step was to call my dad and notify him of the situation.  I said that he and Keith both cursed me and I will forever be scared to use the knives.  Thanks alot fellas.
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4 comments:
Hahahahaha! I really hope you are ok, though. Cuts take forever to heal!
Pahahaha...that's too funny!!!
You crack me up. I am the same way with knives and Jayson always tells me to be careful whenever he sees me with one. I have never had a terrible cut, but many small ones and I make myself nervous when I have a knife in hand! Ha Ha
Makes me hurt just thinking about it. Good thing no stitches were involved.
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